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The Savvy Child Within You - Become successful in your life and business using the forgotten childhood wisdom. Why is that when we enter the world of business we lose the inner wisdom of the child within us. The laughter, curiosity, honesty and the willingness to play together. Learn how to find that child and continue always to seek its wisdom and truth so that you can bring the inner child qualities into your personal life and business world.

Into Me I See
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A new poetry book composed by Mel Clifford & Emily Elzbeth.
Discover rarely seen inner worlds within this little treasure of poetry and photography. Each selection is vulnerably presented in its raw state freshly drawn from the soul of each author.


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Changing the Way I Am
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Second book of poetry composed by Mel Clifford. Additional poems kindly provided with the permission of the authors. Poems written from four generations of family poets. Kindle eBook on Amazon ONLY

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The Adventures of Doc Higgins – The True Story of King Henry VIII
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The second book in the series of The Adventures of Doc Higgins and his time travel invention, 'the Higulator'. Have the Craic when Doc meets King Henry VIII with the Manager and sets up the plan for getting his new wife.

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The Adventures of Doc Higgins
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The tale of Doc Higgins and his time travel invention. How does the famous Doc plan to bring Alistair back from 1965 to his Nora?

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Poetry Just for You
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Selection of Poetry composed by Mel Clifford. Additional poems kindly provided with the permission of the authors.

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The House with a Golden Toilet

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Good morning Nora, good morning Alistair and how is your head feeling this morning after your friend’s Bachelor Party last night?  Not bad Nora I could be feeling a little better but not too bad.  So where did you all end up after the pub?  Oh!  Nora I am not really sure, we ended up at some posh guys’ house.  They had a golden toilet Nora could you believe that.  Well, well Alistair a golden toilet they must have plenty of money.  Speaking of money Alistair can you lend me a few shillings till I get to the bank?  Sure Nora , Oh ! Nora I must have lost my wallet at the house where the party was last night.

Well Alistair you will just have to go to that house and find it. I am not sure that I can remember where the house was Nora, I know the street it was on.  You can walk up and down the street and see if you recognise the house Alistair, anyway there can’t be that many houses that have a golden toilet.

30 Minutes later.

Hey Nora I think this is the house I’ll knock on the door and check.  Excuse me madam my names is Alistair and I am not sure if I am at the right house but do you have a golden toilet.  Just one moment young man, Roger, I say Roger I think I have found the man that pissed in your Tuba last night.

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