Nora, can you help me with my homework, asked Alistair. Sure, what questions are you struggling with?, replied Nora. Just these few questions Nora, said Alistair.
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- If you had a ball of steel wire could you knit yourself a bike?
- How fast do hotcakes sell?
- What time was it, when he got to Phoenix?
- What do the people in China call their good dinner and tea sets?
I think you are on your own with those questions Alistair, replied Nora.
Well Nora, I have my own question for you, if my good jumper shrank in the wash last week, why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?