Message from a Hostel – Hi Mrs Avery, is Nora there?

Who is it?  It’s Alastair I am just up in the Pub and need a lift home.

Nora’s Mothers says Nora is busy too busy to come to the phone. Then Nora’s Mothers says Nora is trying to start the car on her own. Nora’s Mothers says Nora is happy out and trying to reverse the car on her own.

Then the barman says, Alistair there is forty lads here waiting to use the phone for the last three minutes.  Please Mrs. Avery I just got to talk to her I just need her to pick me up at the pub in a while. Please Mrs. Avery I just want to tell to her to heat up the chicken pie.

Nora’s Mothers says Nora is going mad she is after the mechanics who work on her car today.  Nora’s Mothers says Nora is on her way down to Galveston’s garage today.  Nora’s Mothers says please don’t say nothing she as mad as hell.

Then the barman says, Alistair there is forty lads here waiting to use the phone for the last three minutes. Please Mrs. Avery I just got to talk to her I just need her to pick me up at the pub in a while.  Please Mrs. Avery I just want to tell to her to heat up the chicken pie.

Nora’s Mothers says Nora is hurrying but she says you will have to catch the nine a clock train. Nora’s Mothers says Nora said take your umbrella and don’t get caught out in the fecking rain. Nora’s Mothers says Nora says thanks for calling and be sure call back again.

Then the barman says, Alistair there is forty lads here waiting to use the phone for the last three minutes. Please Mrs. Avery I just got to talk to her I just need her to pick me up at the pub in a while.  Please Mrs. Avery I just got to tell to her to heat up the chicken pie, tell to her to heat up the chicken pie, the chicken pie, the chicken pie.

Ah Feck it Mrs. Avery tell her I will walk home you old bag.