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The Savvy Child Within You - Become successful in your life and business using the forgotten childhood wisdom. Why is that when we enter the world of business we lose the inner wisdom of the child within us. The laughter, curiosity, honesty and the willingness to play together. Learn how to find that child and continue always to seek its wisdom and truth so that you can bring the inner child qualities into your personal life and business world.

Into Me I See
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A new poetry book composed by Mel Clifford & Emily Elzbeth.
Discover rarely seen inner worlds within this little treasure of poetry and photography. Each selection is vulnerably presented in its raw state freshly drawn from the soul of each author.


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Changing the Way I Am
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Second book of poetry composed by Mel Clifford. Additional poems kindly provided with the permission of the authors. Poems written from four generations of family poets. Kindle eBook on Amazon ONLY

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The Adventures of Doc Higgins – The True Story of King Henry VIII
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The second book in the series of The Adventures of Doc Higgins and his time travel invention, 'the Higulator'. Have the Craic when Doc meets King Henry VIII with the Manager and sets up the plan for getting his new wife.

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The Adventures of Doc Higgins
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The tale of Doc Higgins and his time travel invention. How does the famous Doc plan to bring Alistair back from 1965 to his Nora?

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Poetry Just for You
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Selection of Poetry composed by Mel Clifford. Additional poems kindly provided with the permission of the authors.

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Message from a Hostel – Hi Mrs Avery, is Nora there?

Hello

Who is it?  It’s Alastair I am just up in the Pub and need a lift home.

Nora’s Mothers says Nora is busy too busy to come to the phone. Then Nora’s Mothers says Nora is trying to start the car on her own. Nora’s Mothers says Nora is happy out and trying to reverse the car on her own.

Then the barman says, Alistair there is forty lads here waiting to use the phone for the last three minutes.  Please Mrs. Avery I just got to talk to her I just need her to pick me up at the pub in a while. Please Mrs. Avery I just want to tell to her to heat up the chicken pie.

Nora’s Mothers says Nora is going mad she is after the mechanics who work on her car today.  Nora’s Mothers says Nora is on her way down to Galveston’s garage today.  Nora’s Mothers says please don’t say nothing she as mad as hell.

Then the barman says, Alistair there is forty lads here waiting to use the phone for the last three minutes. Please Mrs. Avery I just got to talk to her I just need her to pick me up at the pub in a while.  Please Mrs. Avery I just want to tell to her to heat up the chicken pie.

Nora’s Mothers says Nora is hurrying but she says you will have to catch the nine a clock train. Nora’s Mothers says Nora said take your umbrella and don’t get caught out in the fecking rain. Nora’s Mothers says Nora says thanks for calling and be sure call back again.

Then the barman says, Alistair there is forty lads here waiting to use the phone for the last three minutes. Please Mrs. Avery I just got to talk to her I just need her to pick me up at the pub in a while.  Please Mrs. Avery I just got to tell to her to heat up the chicken pie, tell to her to heat up the chicken pie, the chicken pie, the chicken pie.

Ah Feck it Mrs. Avery tell her I will walk home you old bag.

 

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