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The Savvy Child Within You - Become successful in your life and business using the forgotten childhood wisdom. Why is that when we enter the world of business we lose the inner wisdom of the child within us. The laughter, curiosity, honesty and the willingness to play together. Learn how to find that child and continue always to seek its wisdom and truth so that you can bring the inner child qualities into your personal life and business world.

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Second book of poetry composed by Mel Clifford. Additional poems kindly provided with the permission of the authors. Poems written from four generations of family poets. Kindle eBook on Amazon ONLY

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The Adventures of Doc Higgins – The True Story of King Henry VIII
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The second book in the series of The Adventures of Doc Higgins and his time travel invention, 'the Higulator'. Have the Craic when Doc meets King Henry VIII with the Manager and sets up the plan for getting his new wife.

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The tale of Doc Higgins and his time travel invention. How does the famous Doc plan to bring Alistair back from 1965 to his Nora?

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Poetry Just for You
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Message from a Hostel – Burn this shack off the King’s Land

It was too late. The soldiers followed by the King’s Knight were already in the shed.

Nora pressed the button on the digital screen of the Higulator twice and the shed shook violently. It then stopped. It had appeared to travel but they were still in the same place.

“Well ye peasant men this incident will cost you your heads”, shouted the Kings Knight.

“We are not men”, shouted Nora. “We are ladies.  What do you think these are?” shouted Nora, “headlights?”.

Archbishop Thomas Cranmer who was among the King’s hunting party rushed through the door of the shed.

“Bow down before the Archbishop of Canterbury and hold your tongue,” shouted the Knight. Both the Manager and Nora were struck to the ground.

“This shack disappeared and reappeared. There is magic at foot here,” said Archbishop Cranmer.

“Who are these two peasants?” he asked.

“My Lord they are peasant women dressed as men,” replied the Knight.

“Make them stand up before me. They must be witches,” said the Archbishop.

As they were dragged to their feet Nora shouted, “who are your calling bitches?”

“I think he said witches,” replied the Manager.

“What is this strange tongue you speak and why are ye dressed in men’s clothing?” asked Archbishop Cranmer.

Quickly thinking on her feet the Manager spoke out. “Pray my Archbishop we are travellers from the far off continent of the North Americas”.

“The North Americas.  There is no such Kingdom on our world maps. I have never heard of such lands. ”

“Well did you ever hear of the shipping company named Columbus Cruise Liners? We travelled over on that ship,” said Nora. “Google it on the internet.”

“Nora, I think you should leave the taking to me. Columbus does not travel to America for another 63 years. I’m well sure he has never heard of Google,” said the Manager.  “I am just trying to buy us some time so we can figure out how to get out of here. If we keep your man Cranmer curious in us for long enough we may come up plan to escape.”

“I have heard enough of these babbling words from these two witches. Take them to the King’s Castle.  I will question them later. Bring that contraception with you and burn this shack off the Kings land.  I shall go and see how His Majesty King Henry VIII is doing after his fall,” said Archbishop Cranmer.

Archbishop Thomas Cranmer left the travelling shed and both the Manager and Nora were bundled out the door. One of the soldiers ripped the Higulator off the bench. Nora shouted “be careful with that piece of equipment or you will have the Doc Higgins to answer too.”

As they were both dragged away they could see the soldiers setting the Doc’s travelling shed alight.

To be continued……..

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