It’s a Mystery
Nora you are very quite over there what’s on your mind? I have been thinking Alistair about the 7 wonders of the world. That’s nice Nora, the Pyramids and the Great Wall of China and all that stuff. No Alistair I have been thinking about all the other important wonders. Like what Nora? Well can you answer me this Alistair?
- Where do all the missing socks go?
- When you have finished washing up why is there always one feckin tea spoon left in the sink?
- Why do men always want sex when you have a headache?
- Whose feckin idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “S” in it?
- Why are mothers so concerned that you must have clean underwear on when you get knocked down?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the feckin toast to a horrible crisp that no one would eat?
- Now that they have landed a man on the Moon can they send the rest of them there?
Keep wondering Nora – I am sure you will find the answers!
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