Message from a Hostel – 7 Wonders of the World

It’s a Mystery

Nora you are very quite over there what’s on your mind?  I have been thinking Alistair about the 7 wonders of the world.  That’s nice Nora, the Pyramids and the Great Wall of China and all that stuff.  No Alistair I have been thinking about all the other important wonders.  Like what Nora? Well can you answer me this Alistair?

1. Where do all the missing socks go?
2. When you have finished washing up why is there always one feckin tea spoon left in the sink?
3. Why do men always want sex when you have a headache?
4. Whose feckin idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “S” in it?
5. Why are mothers so concerned that you must have clean underwear on when you get knocked down?
6. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the feckin toast to a horrible crisp that no one would eat?
7. Now that they have landed a man on the Moon can they send the rest of them there?

Keep wondering Nora – I am sure you will find the answers!