When the toilet seat is left up
When the last piece of toilet paper is used and the roll is never replaced
When the nose is picked in the car and they just pretend to wiggle their fingers down the side of the seat
When I hear I am to watch out where I’m aiming
When called for dinner while on the computer and we hear I’ll be there in a second
When watching TV they fall asleep and say, I was not asleep I was watching that show
When the road turn is coming up and we hear go left, but you mean right that’s what I said right
When there is a foul smell and no warning is given, just Oh sorry
When the light is left on in the hall and you’re told it’s your turn
When you have control of the map and it’s always the other way
When the dishes are washed and you have to do them all again
When it’s their turn to say sorry and there is silence
When the bum does look big in that
When I hear I am not drunk I have only had two
When the belly is getting bigger than I’d like it to be
When I hear I will only be one minute
When it does not cost that much, look at what we are saving
When I see the look at the person we just passed
I’ll say nothing
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