I’ll Say Nothing

When the toilet seat is left up

When the last piece of toilet paper is used and the roll is never replaced

When the nose is picked in the car and they just pretend to wiggle their fingers down the side of the seat

When I hear I am to watch out where I’m aiming

When called for dinner while on the computer and we hear I’ll be there in a second

When watching TV they fall asleep and say, I was not asleep I was watching that show

When the road turn is coming up and we hear go left, but you mean right that’s what I said right

When there is a foul smell and no warning is given, just Oh sorry

When the light is left on in the hall and you’re told it’s your turn

When you have control of the map and it’s always the other way

When the dishes are washed and you have to do them all again

When it’s their turn to say sorry and there is silence

When the bum does look big in that

When I hear I am not drunk I have only had two

When the belly is getting bigger than I’d like it to be

When I hear I will only be one minute

When it does not cost that much, look at what we are saving

When I see the look at the person we just passed

I’ll say nothing