Doctor, Doctor what do you prescribe All these pills we must put inside These pills at night we are ordered to take Again in the morning when we wake Some are for our pain and some for our good sight These pills Doctor will have me as high as kite Doctor, Doctor what did you prescribed My tummy is rumbling all inside Doctor oh what will I do These pills you gave me just make me poo Doctor, Doctor when you said these pills would keep me right I did not think all I could was shit These pills you gave me large and small Have my bathroom destroyed even the wall I came to see you for a little chat and tell you of a pain in my toe But Doctor just said this blue pill will help you to go Doctor, Doctor you have me confined to my toilet, day and night These dam blue pills keeping making shite Doctor, Doctor I glad I did not come to see you about my heart For with these pills you have me too frightened to fart These pills you have prescribed, Doctor have you any idea The pain of this terrible diarrhoea But Doctor when I am better and off this loo I will call and see you again and guess what I’ll do In good health I find you that’s what I hope Doctor, Doctor guess where I am going to shove your stethoscope Copyright – Mel Clifford