Message from a Hostel – Country & Western Song
Alistair what are you up to now? With all that singing noise in the shower youâll upset the neighbours. Iâm composing a song Nora, it is a Country & Western song. It seems  to me Nora that all the Country songs contain topics about, serious illness, love, pet dogs, trains, Beer & Whiskey, jealousy, broken guitars, affairs, kids and gambling. They all seem to have sad endings, so Nora I have decided I would try and compose my own song. Only this time in reverse so we have a happy ending and the cowboy gets his girl back, his dog back and his guitar back. Putting Things Right My mum just got cured from cancer the other day I knew that God was listening to me when I did pray Young Jimmy Boy who got shot in war Just threw his wheelchair out the door Good bye he yelled to this old chair  He is running around his ranch chasing cattle without a care Chorus Sing my song backwards itâs quite alright Singing my song forward makes us feel like shite Iâm singing my song to putting things right I’m working my gold mine out here in the cold Not looking for love but to find me some gold Sally is in the log cabin freezing off her big butt As I swallow another beer and grow a fat gut I do wish she was miles away I could write her a love letter each day At least I would have some peace out here While I drink my whiskey and beer Chorus Sing my song backwards itâs quite alright Singing my song forward makes us feel like shite Iâm singing my song to putting things right My guitar got fixed and my playing hand is all good Why canât I sing and play like I should Sally is back in my arms again one more time The man she ran off with was broke and hadnât got a dime As I watch my Sally come back in our front gate I guess the booze clinic can wait Chorus Sing my song backwards itâs quite alright Singing my song forward makes us feel like shite Iâm singing my song to putting things right I wait on the platform for my train this day I hope it is one of those trains that come from SantĂ© Fe  Rex who was missing for a year That dog drove me to give up my love of beer The cards that I was dealt in this life are so fair As my bald head has grown back my hair Chorus Sing my song backwards itâs quite alright Singing my song forward makes us feel like shite Iâm singing my song to putting things right I would suggest you stay with the day job Alistair, replied Nora