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Day: July 1, 2011

Message from a Hostel – Canada Day

Its Canada Day today Nora and they are celebrating the anniversary of the July 1st, 1867, enactment of the Constitution Act, 1867, which united three British colonies into a single country, called Canada. There are all sorts of parades, fireworks and events here in the town and all across Canada. Oh Alistair I don’t think I’ll go out today.  Why Nora?  Well Alistair I was listening to the radio and there was a Constable from the RCMP saying that they would be very vigilant during this holiday period.  The interviewer then ask the Constable about the issues of grownups.  The Constable said that the RCMP were finding fields of grown ups and that those responsible would be prosecuted.  What are grown ups doing in fields Nora?  The RCMP were going to start searching  houses for grown ups.  Alistair they will find plenty of grown ups in houses that is where grown ups live. Alistair the Constable said that the grown ups are sent to the USA?. Alistair I am not going to any field where they are celebrating Canada Day so the RCMP can find me.  I think Alistair  you’ll be fine with your Mickey Mouse shoes, there will be no mistaking you for a grown up. Alistair Canada has very interesting laws, they seems to be very frighten of adults and the children  want all the grwon ups to go to the USA.

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