Month: December 2010

Well Alistair these Munchkins seem to have very strict laws on beer drinking, what do you mean Nora?  Alistair you can’t have beer at an outdoor concert, you can’t have beer with your BBQ on the beach or at a public park, you can’t have an open beer on the street or a bottle of liquor that has been opened in your car.  Every place we go we get asked for ID – well I do get asked, Alistair they seem to know you are over 21.  On the other hand everywhere we go we get the smell of grass being smoked, everyone is growing it in their back room and smoking it.  It would knock you over Alistair with smell of the stuff on the street and the Yellow Brick Road RMCP don’t seem to mind.  I think Alistair you should give up the beer and we should try this stuff.  I don’t think so Nora I will stick with the odd beer or two.  Alistair man made beer and God made grass who do you trust? Why Nora I think you should copyright that slogan and stick it on a T-Shirt, I think it was done before Alistair- I will have to think of a new slogan for T-Shirts. Just because something might have been said or done before it does not mean that YOU could not say or do it better.

Deep in the south of Yankee Doodle land they have their Gators, they farm them, they fish them, they parade them for the tourist, they stick them on their football shirts they skin them and they eat them.  Gator tail on special here at Turkey Trail Bar was the big sign.  Uncles B truck took a sharp turn to the right and before Alastair and Nora knew it they were sitting at a large table in Turkey Trail Bar reading the menu.  Sure enough Gator Trail was there in black and white, Can I get ye all some drinks asked the lovely waitress– beers all round said uncle B and a large portion of Gator Tail – sure thing sir coming right back at ye Ye haw said Alistair (Alistair like Nora was staring to pick up the local lingo) as Nora’s face went into one of this I am not eat that when it appears features.  Sure enough within 10 minutes the beers and Gator trail was on the table with a large bottle of some hot sauce planted beside it.  Ye enjoy now ye hear said the waitress or bon appite as they say in EU land.  Tuck in there Nora said auntie M – ha no thanks replied Nora I will this a miss and wait for my salad and in the next breath did I mention I was thinking of becoming a vegetarian.  No said Auntie M when did this come about – oh said Nora just recently. As Nora turned her head there was Alistair licking his lips and tucking into some more Gator tail.  It tastes like calamari only a bit more on the chewy side you should really try some Nora says Alistair.  Suddenly Alistair foot began to feel very painful as some other person’s foot landed on it.  Ah no Alistair you seem to be stuffing your face and enjoying it work away replied Nora.  This is really awesome said Alistair –who was now leading the way in the local Yankee Doodle accent competition.  Ah well I see they have snake soup on the menu Nora said Alistair sure you might try some of that, I think snakes are vegetarian. I think it s time we got back on the Yellow Brick Road thought Nora to herself – it might be better for Alistair’s therapy session as his twitching eye was not improving.